“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
My back hurt and I didn’t even know jt
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
It’s just as genius as it is foolish. Would you want to risk accidentally texting the police something you thought sent to a friend?
I know one person who wouldnt like the season finale
I bet Ten would’ve been a bit conflicted as well… Well maybe not as much.
i always say i wanna date someone but if someone ever were to actually ask me out i would probably just
I just wanna cosplay tali really why is life so shitty to me
ok seriously how the fuck am i supposed to make tali’s helmet like wtf how even i settle for nothing less than perfection
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay
I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group
the trilogy
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
